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To: DManA

What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He’d make a plan
And he’d follow through,
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two Salchows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two,
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.

I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone

For Wendy I’ll be an activist too,
Cause that’s what Brian Boitano’d do.

And what would Brian Boitano do,
He’d call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
And saved the human race again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublai Kahn.

Cause Brian Boitano doesn’t take shit from an-y-body

So let’s all get together,
And unite to stop our mom’s
And we’ll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cause that’s what Brian Boitano’d do.

And we’ll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cause that’s what Brian Boitano’d dooooo,
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.


4 posted on 02/20/2014 9:33:54 AM PST by Noumenon (Resistance. Restoration. Retribution.)
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To: Noumenon

The wife watches the food channel. Boitano had a show. And that was the theme song for the show. Pretty good sense of humor to use a South Park satire song for his show.


7 posted on 02/20/2014 9:41:13 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Noumenon
Brian Boitano was a great skater and is also gay. But he never talked about it and has managed to live his personal life under the radar. no exhibitionism about it. It is so much easier to respect him and Johnny, who I think is nothing more than a peacock.

However, Johnny is very knowledgeable and regarding the skating, had done a good job in the commentary.

15 posted on 02/20/2014 10:08:45 AM PST by Gumdrop
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To: Noumenon

I liked the version they did in the Closing Credits of the Movie, a more punk rock version.


34 posted on 02/20/2014 3:51:22 PM PST by dfwgator
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