He can have my ex-wife in Des Moines. [chuckle]
Lol. Was she THAT bad? :o)
Did you know that Des Moines means "of the monks"? French monks did missionary work there at the meeting of the three rivers. There were Indians living there so the monks KNEW that the tornadoes and such WEREN'T there. Little bit of American history for ya.
I always think of the monks when I hear "Des Moines."
Umm.. Considering the problem he seems to have with girlfriends, would that be a blessing or..