[Milton Miteybad]

I’m not kidding some clever person could make a lot of money producing politically correct playing cards. Which would be the ace? The king? Queen? etc.

For the Ace, I would nominate the African-American transgendered Jewish lesbian little person with the Hispanic surname. That's got six EEOC points written all over it.

[cradle of freedom]

Good idea, I didn’t think about that “little person” thing. :^)