Welcome back, my friends
to the show that never ends.
We’re so glad you could attend!
Come inside! Come inside!
There behind a glass
stands a real blade of grass
be careful as you pass.
Move along! Move along!
Come inside, the show’s about to start
guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you’ll get your money’s worth
The greatest show it happens a hell-of-alot.
“....and the colored girls go “Dooo do doo doo do do do dooo do doo doo do dooo do doo do do doooooooo” *sax solo*