[The Sons of Liberty]

...she had proof the President was born in, wait for it... Hawaii!

As a good party member displaying your loyalty to der 0berFuhrer 0bama and spouting the party line, you will be rewarded with a FREE 0bamaphone and and the chance to sign up for 0bamacare!

[1rudeboy]

No need to insult those who disagree with you, but since you've gotten the ball rolling:

no survivors = conspiracy,
and surviviors = conspiracy.

Amusing how that works.