[Swanks]

Gee who is this Roberts butt-boy write? In two sentences Roberts:

* set his diabolical trap to Democrats)
* doomed Hillary Clinton's chance to live in the White House
* saved the Republican Party from going into a death spiral
* and imperiled the Democrats instead

Paul Bunyan of the Supreme Court. Or something.

[Dr. Ursus]

And bake a heck of a pie!