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1 posted on 10/30/2013 7:40:50 PM PDT by BerryDingle

Who's sister was bitten by the Moose?

Squirrel?

2 posted on 10/30/2013 7:43:00 PM PDT by Paladin2

A moose once bit my sister as she was taking a .....

3 posted on 10/30/2013 7:43:59 PM PDT by digger48

A moose hunter in Norway accidentally shot a man who was using the toilet.

In the woods? Did the Vatican report the assassination attempt?

6 posted on 10/30/2013 7:49:18 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (Just a common, ordinary, simple savior of America's destiny.)

Moose hunter accidentally shoots man sitting on toilet
	10/30/2013 7:40:49 PM PDT · by BerryDingle · 4 replies Sky News ^ \| 30 Oct 13 \| Sky News A moose hunter in Norway accidentally shot a man who was using the toilet. According to News.Sky.com, the rifleman was aiming for a moose, but his bullet pierced a wooden wall of a vacation home behind the animal and struck the man. The man, in his 70s, was rushed to the hospital by helicopter and his injury was not thought to be life-threatening. The hunter was detained for questioning, News.Sky.com reported. The moose escaped unharmed.

Sitting Target: Norwegian Hunter Misses Moose But Bags Man in Cabin Toilet
	10/26/2013 3:20:56 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 17 replies Guardian ^ \| Thursday 24 October 2013 Police question moose hunter after 75-year-old man survives shot to the stomach while answering call of natureA Norwegian hunter took aim at a moose but missed and accidentally hit a man sitting on the toilet in a nearby cabin, police said. The bullet whizzed past the animal, pierced the wooden wall behind it and struck the man, in his 70s, in the stomach, the force told public broadcaster NRK.

Hunter misses moose, shoots man on toilet
	10/25/2013 11:57:18 AM PDT · by Responsibility2nd · 42 replies Reuters ^ \| 10/24/2013 \| Reuters OSLO - A Norwegian hunter took aim at a moose, but missed and accidentally hit a man sitting on the toilet in a nearby cabin on Thursday, police said. The bullet whizzed past the animal, pierced the wooden wall behind it and struck the man, in his seventies, in the stomach, the force told public broadcaster NRK.

7 posted on 10/30/2013 7:49:51 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Who knew that one day professional wrestling would be less fake than professional journalism?)

I bet it scared the s... out of the guy he hit!

(please pardon my potty mouth... it just came out...)

8 posted on 10/30/2013 7:50:16 PM PDT by BwanaNdege (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. J.F. Kennedy)

9 posted on 10/30/2013 7:52:37 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)

Moose hunter accidentally shoots man sitting on toilet

Yeah...happens all the time. If only it had been:

Moose shoots man sitting on toilet

Now that would have been some news story.

10 posted on 10/30/2013 7:55:17 PM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER ("The government" is nothing but a RAT jobs program)

Shoulda called the amblamoose.

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12 posted on 10/30/2013 7:57:18 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)

He should have been detained for POOR MARKSMANSHIP!!!!!!!!

13 posted on 10/30/2013 8:09:46 PM PDT by bandleader

Bump until I can...

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14 posted on 10/30/2013 8:25:34 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

What does the moose say? Ow, ow, ow!

15 posted on 10/30/2013 9:14:50 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)

Which is why I always Pee standing up.

Number 2 and I’m a dead man.

16 posted on 10/30/2013 9:16:45 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Good news, Federal Funding for my Tagline has been restored. Crisis averted.)

Shooter hits shitter.

17 posted on 10/31/2013 5:41:15 AM PDT by Old Yeller (Obama: A dark spot in this country's history.)

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