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Thank Goodness for Michelle Antoinette! Now, when I celebrate the great economic news each day, I remember to put on my helmet before I begin cartwheeling.
1 posted on 10/11/2013 2:46:44 AM PDT by CharlesThe Hammer
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To: CharlesThe Hammer

Mybe he’ll send in a DRONE!!


2 posted on 10/11/2013 2:47:34 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion......the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: CharlesThe Hammer

Hope one of them is her husband on a girls bicycle with a helmet, knee guards and elbow guards, that says it all!


3 posted on 10/11/2013 2:53:59 AM PDT by ronnie raygun
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To: CharlesThe Hammer
Physical activity stamp #7...


4 posted on 10/11/2013 3:01:30 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: CharlesThe Hammer

Physical Activity can be dangerous...in the age of Obamacare.


5 posted on 10/11/2013 3:16:34 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: CharlesThe Hammer

They will repeat this fiction until it becomes the truth; that moose hasn’t inspired anyone. Our welfare herds are still rife with obesity and diabetes, and nobody else even listens to Chewbacca...


6 posted on 10/11/2013 3:17:26 AM PDT by kearnyirish2 (Affirmative action is economic war against white males (and therefore white families).)
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To: CharlesThe Hammer

The LAST thing in the world I want to see is the mooch in a bathing suit, any kind of bathing suit emptying a pool by doing a cannonball.


7 posted on 10/11/2013 3:38:48 AM PDT by redcatcherb412
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To: CharlesThe Hammer

Only a mental case would have a panic attack over a stamp.

You would have to believe a kid would see a stamp for a few seconds and imitate the stamp and hurt themselves but at the same time a kid can play a video game killing people for hours/days/weeks on end and not have it affect them.

The mental case that made this decision needs to go.


8 posted on 10/11/2013 4:20:05 AM PDT by IMR 4350
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To: CharlesThe Hammer

How is doing a cannonball into a pool “unsafe”? I’ve seen it done thousands of time and never once did anyone get hurt. I’ve seen a lot more injuries from jogging than from doing a cannonball.


9 posted on 10/11/2013 4:38:12 AM PDT by circlecity
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To: CharlesThe Hammer

The Food Nazis meet the Safety Nazis.


12 posted on 10/11/2013 4:54:50 AM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of "gun free zones"?)
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To: CharlesThe Hammer
Oh, the huge manatee!


13 posted on 10/11/2013 4:59:22 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: CharlesThe Hammer

Who does a headstand in a helmet? And what kind of helmet is that? Are there headstand helmets these days? Will a bicycle helmet do?

I had no idea that cannonball was out too.

I’m so glad I had my childhood when I did...


14 posted on 10/11/2013 5:09:37 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: CharlesThe Hammer

I was under the impression that these stamps were going to be destroyed. At any rate, I wonder how much they have already cost the American taxpayer?


16 posted on 10/11/2013 5:17:18 AM PDT by freeangel ( (free speech is only good until someone else doesn't like it)
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To: CharlesThe Hammer

And what would happen if a kid took one of those dangerous stamps to a school where those activities were forbidden??


18 posted on 10/11/2013 5:39:25 AM PDT by Exit148
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To: CharlesThe Hammer

I wouldn’t lick anything assoicated with Michelle Obama


20 posted on 10/11/2013 6:05:10 AM PDT by Farnsworth ("The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into greatness...This and no)
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To: CharlesThe Hammer
Michelle Obama-inspired physical activity stamp series due to safety concerns,

Safety concerns meaning uncontrollable vomiting after viewing stamp of Moochelle doing squats.

21 posted on 10/11/2013 6:08:22 AM PDT by bikerman (Obama! if his lips are moving he's lying.)
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To: CharlesThe Hammer
...some of the stamps in the series, the spokesman explained, feature activities that some might not consider safe — like doing a cannonball into a swimming pool.

More wussification of America...

22 posted on 10/11/2013 7:58:51 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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