[Bronzewound]

Reports coming in now that the man was smoking an electronic cigarette, the control of which may have been taken over by an unknown second party.

Security camera footage shows a sudden fireball in the vicinity of the smoker's head, setting fire to the man causing him to run down the mall yelling "Allahu Obama" before collapsing on the grass.

Then the helicopter came.

SARCASM/TASTELESS JOKE

[Old Sarge]