I’m tired of my gun trying to get me in trouble, so I’m taking it to an anger Management course today.. Being Proactive is the only way..
My gun is the son of a gun as well, both sides of the family, Smith & Wesson, and probably has it’s dangerous family traits, and you really can’t blame it.. Bad gun..
I think I need to take mine to an anti sexual harassment training. The other day I caught my Mossberg looking at my wife's LCP .380 in a decidedly ungentlemanly like way. Now, the Mossberg stays loaded all the time (which he should probably seek treatment for too) but he's never killed nor even threatened anyone. Never "accidentally discharged" or anything like that. Though grand-dad's old 30-30 is leaned up in the corner saying "just you wait you young whipper-snappers, AD can happen to anyone, why back in 1952..."
Yep, as a "responsible gun owner" you have to stay on top of these things. They have a mind of their own dontcha know. While it is easy to fault them when something bad happens (as oh so many people do fault them) I tend to look deeper. It isn't really the firearms' fault it wasn't raised in a loving and caring environment. Not it's fault it couldn't achieve high marks on the range. Many are disadvantaged from the start and don't set their sights high enough.
Ok, enough silliness. I've got to get to work. Gotta fund insurance for a couple of illegals' families that are counting on me for healthcare. (unlike the other paragraphs, sadly not satire)
I think my guns are well-behaved but lonely. I'm planning on getting them some companions.
I would love to attend a meeting like that...
Especially if you placed your gun on the table, as a sign of respect to the others, because of the potential dissagreements that may follow...
I vaguely rememebr that being something done back in the day when you could have a dissagreement with another person, show your cards, and work things out...Everyone seemed to desire to work things out and everyone end up going home at the end of the discussion...
An Anger Management class (session) would probably disperse rather abruptly if this ever happened...hehehe
You could almost say, “Was it something I said???” ;-)
/funny stoopid rant