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Meltdown in Washington: President Obama Reported Sedated Following Emotional Breakdown (Humor)
Natinal Report ^ | 9/21/13 | Nigel J. Covington III

Posted on 09/21/2013 7:13:40 PM PDT by bigtoona

National Report> Late this afternoon White House insiders leaked information stating the president has suffered a mental breakdown and is presently resting and under a doctors care. This afternoon the National Report received three calls on our nationwide hot tip line (206) 222-1975. Two of the three callers are insiders known to the National Report to be reliable confidential informants.

The caller unknown to this publication is a low level employee who could only state that there was some kind of a medical emergency involving President Obama. The other two callers known to us are both support personnel within the Obama administration. Both confirmed this week has been a political disaster for the president and this has taken a tremendous toll on him.

Russian President Vladimir Putin Has Recently Shamed Obama on the World Stage Russian President Vladimir Putin Has Recently Shamed Obama on the World Stage

Earlier this week Russian President Vladimir Putin derailed the president’s plan to bomb Syria and bury the U.S. in another war the people want nothing to do with and can ill afford to pay for. Putin negotiated a deal with Syria for control over its chemical weapons providing a peaceful resolution to a certain US attack. With the world watching Obama was forced to stand down causing him a great deal of shame and public embarrassment.

Before Putin extended the olive branch of diplomacy to resolve the Syrian crisis, he also agreed to grant asylum to Edward Snowden, the man who stole US secret documents that exposed the NSA secret program already underway and approved by President Obama to spy on all US citizens. Not only did Snowden expose the top secret NSA program to the world, he escaped US authorities in China and arrived in Russia where he repeatedly bitch-slapped the president by releasing more US secrets to the media.

Safely in the arms of Mother Russia Snowden, showed the world people how helpless and weak the Obama administration is at being utter failures at diplomacy, tact and statesmanship. While Putin and Obama were engaged in “negotiations” over Snowden’s extradition, Snowden and Putin were engaged in conversation about Snowden’s defecting to Russia.

Whistleblower Edward Snowden Exposed Obama-NSA scandal Whistle-blower Edward Snowden Exposed Obama-NSA scandal

In one of the most crippling moments of President Obama’s tenure Putin cut a deal with Snowden for asylum giving the Russian president tons of other US secrets. Edward Snowden now lives safely beyond the reach of Obama’s dirty scandal ridden administration who would’ve imprisoned or killed Snowden without a trial clearly disregarding all of Snowden’s civil liberties and denying him the opportunity to explain his actions before a court of law who would determine Snowden’s fate… not Obama. Then Putin told Obama ‘no’ on Snowden’s extradition completely shaming the president in front of the world.

In the past couple weeks the big winners on the world stage have been Syria, Russia, Snowden and Putin; all at the expense of America’s impotent and fraudulent president.

Remember what Obama “sold” the American people in his 2008 bid for the presidency? Obama the “agent of revolution” guaranteed “change” instead he lied to everyone by promising the “most transparent” government – “no special interest” – “a new way of doing business” – “most honest” – “most righteous” – “the new beginning” – then there was the abortion of Obama’s world tour… what a national mortification. And today how many of these promises has the president kept?

President Obama - Epic Failure Shames America President Obama – Epic Failure Shames America

Then today’s Gallup poll results have been absolutely devastating for the president and the Democratic party. Obama’s approval rating dropped to the lowest in presidential history, and support from the Democratic Party plummeted more than 25% from this time last year.

Our sources confirm late this afternoon a doctor was summoned to the oval office and remained with the president for about a half-hour. When the doctor emerged he was heard to say the president needed rest and would be sedated once he was moved to his bed. The White House has remained silent and has yet to make a statement publicly. - See more at:

TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: gottabesatire; satire; wishfulthinking
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To: bigtoona
Leaked my ass. This is the setup for the Sunday shows saying how he is battling for the American people but the Republicans are making him so upset because they are racists, bigots, and homophobes. Since it is NOT THE COLOR of his skin but HOW THIN his skin is, I'd make fun of him, tell him that if doesn't want to play the game, resign, laugh at the utter stupidity of him not being assigned blame for all the economic and foreign policy blunders, and then suggest that he get back on the campaign trail as the community organizer in chief and let the adults govern and not some petulant, immature would be boy king. Drive him to distraction.
61 posted on 09/21/2013 7:38:22 PM PDT by cashless (Obama told us he would side with Muslims if the political winds shifted in an ugly direction. Ready?)
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To: laplata

Its either Him or US!!

62 posted on 09/21/2013 7:49:11 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( Un-Documented Journalist / Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team)
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To: bigtoona

don’t know why this source isn’t banned - every time ssomething from them is poste half of FReepers don’t get that it is SATIRE!

63 posted on 09/21/2013 7:51:26 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: bigbob

Thoughtful, well-researched article from a non-partisan publication.

64 posted on 09/21/2013 7:56:46 PM PDT by MuttTheHoople (Nothing is more savage and brutal than justifiably angry Americans. DonÂ’t believe me? Ask the Germa)
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To: riri

They are notorious for fake news.

They are a satire and fake news web site.

65 posted on 09/21/2013 7:58:30 PM PDT by Texas Fossil
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To: bigtoona

No problem! Was just letting you know.

66 posted on 09/21/2013 7:58:35 PM PDT by prisoner6 ( FREEDOM!)
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To: SkyDancer

That is a satire site but I have believed him to be medicated for years. He is always 20-60 min late for anything except Golf.

67 posted on 09/21/2013 8:04:57 PM PDT by omega4179
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To: Delta 21

“That’s the most terrifying thing I’ve read all week!!!”

If it weren’t satire, and Biden were strutting triumphant, it just might wake some slumbering Americans up. But then, we’re also talking about Democrats here.

68 posted on 09/21/2013 8:05:25 PM PDT by OldNewYork (Biden '13. Impeach now.)
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To: Rome2000
Puhleeez, nothing phases vacation guy unleess its raining too hard to play golf

Don't forget he has AirForceOne and your checkbook. He can go anywhere he wants where it's not raining and enjoy a round of golf on your nickle!

And also send, at your expense, the Ball & Chain on any vacation she chooses.

69 posted on 09/21/2013 8:14:56 PM PDT by sjmjax (HE)
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To: Texas Fossil

I saw that. Bummer. It brought me such joy for a brief moment.

70 posted on 09/21/2013 8:20:49 PM PDT by riri (Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

I can’t say what I think of, and wish upon the evil bastard.

71 posted on 09/21/2013 8:45:56 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it .... their minds are diseased.)
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To: ExTexasRedhead


72 posted on 09/21/2013 8:47:55 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it .... their minds are diseased.)
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To: omega4179

He was a day late on his Benghazi Murders.

73 posted on 09/21/2013 9:01:40 PM PDT by Graewoulf (Traitor John Roberts' Commune-Style Obama'care' violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: bigtoona

Poor, poor man, my heart goes out to him in his time of need.

As Obama stands alone and looking down at the world, I have but 3 words for Obama..... JUMP - JUMP - JUMP!!!!!!

74 posted on 09/21/2013 9:27:51 PM PDT by Gator113 (The mighty Bear ate the cowardly rat. Obama must resign.)
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To: Mamzelle
"Are the FR punks ringing the doorbell and running away?"


Or making crank phone calls - spider calls!

Or, is your refrigerator running?


Better rush out and catch it!

The spider calls were the best - can't do them now with caller ID - maybe from a pay phone - hmmmmmmmmmm....

75 posted on 09/21/2013 9:59:15 PM PDT by hummingbird (Don't be afraid of the big words.)
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To: Texas Fossil

That’s the saddest news I’ve heard all day.

76 posted on 09/21/2013 10:32:09 PM PDT by Arthur McGowan (If you're FOR sticking scissors in a female's neck and sucking out her brains, you are PRO-WOMAN!)
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To: All

All of this after Obama just got out of the hospital to have Putin’s boot surgically removed from his rectum?

Tough month for the POTUS...

77 posted on 09/22/2013 3:08:05 AM PDT by Rodney Dangerfield (Ask the MSM about Christopher Newsom and Channon Christian. Observe the subsequent blank stares.)
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To: Bernard Marx

Not even “clumsy satire”. Satire is the use of wit to criticize behavior: the use of wit, especially irony, sarcasm, and ridicule, to criticize faults. “Wit” is not employed by this site. These are just outright lies. Should be banned here like the Onion is banned.

78 posted on 09/22/2013 4:36:32 AM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag (Obamacare will be a success when "I" am exempted!)
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To: ThePatriotsFlag

I agree. This vicious guy is no Jonathan Swift or H.L. Mencken. The site should be banned.

79 posted on 09/22/2013 8:52:45 AM PDT by Bernard Marx
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To: bigtoona; sickoflibs; Impy; BillyBoy; ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas; stephenjohnbanker; Gilbo_3; ...
This is the biggest image of this I could find. I need to buy a copy at the grocery to find out how "Hillary stabs him in the back" means.

80 posted on 09/22/2013 7:09:03 PM PDT by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas (Fool me once, shame on you -- twice, shame on me -- 100 times, it's U. S. immigration policy.)
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