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Meltdown in Washington: President Obama Reported Sedated Following Emotional Breakdown (Humor)
Natinal Report ^ | 9/21/13 | Nigel J. Covington III

Posted on 09/21/2013 7:13:40 PM PDT by bigtoona

National Report> Late this afternoon White House insiders leaked information stating the president has suffered a mental breakdown and is presently resting and under a doctors care. This afternoon the National Report received three calls on our nationwide hot tip line (206) 222-1975. Two of the three callers are insiders known to the National Report to be reliable confidential informants.

The caller unknown to this publication is a low level employee who could only state that there was some kind of a medical emergency involving President Obama. The other two callers known to us are both support personnel within the Obama administration. Both confirmed this week has been a political disaster for the president and this has taken a tremendous toll on him.

Russian President Vladimir Putin Has Recently Shamed Obama on the World Stage Russian President Vladimir Putin Has Recently Shamed Obama on the World Stage

Earlier this week Russian President Vladimir Putin derailed the president’s plan to bomb Syria and bury the U.S. in another war the people want nothing to do with and can ill afford to pay for. Putin negotiated a deal with Syria for control over its chemical weapons providing a peaceful resolution to a certain US attack. With the world watching Obama was forced to stand down causing him a great deal of shame and public embarrassment.

Before Putin extended the olive branch of diplomacy to resolve the Syrian crisis, he also agreed to grant asylum to Edward Snowden, the man who stole US secret documents that exposed the NSA secret program already underway and approved by President Obama to spy on all US citizens. Not only did Snowden expose the top secret NSA program to the world, he escaped US authorities in China and arrived in Russia where he repeatedly bitch-slapped the president by releasing more US secrets to the media.

Safely in the arms of Mother Russia Snowden, showed the world people how helpless and weak the Obama administration is at being utter failures at diplomacy, tact and statesmanship. While Putin and Obama were engaged in “negotiations” over Snowden’s extradition, Snowden and Putin were engaged in conversation about Snowden’s defecting to Russia.

Whistleblower Edward Snowden Exposed Obama-NSA scandal Whistle-blower Edward Snowden Exposed Obama-NSA scandal

In one of the most crippling moments of President Obama’s tenure Putin cut a deal with Snowden for asylum giving the Russian president tons of other US secrets. Edward Snowden now lives safely beyond the reach of Obama’s dirty scandal ridden administration who would’ve imprisoned or killed Snowden without a trial clearly disregarding all of Snowden’s civil liberties and denying him the opportunity to explain his actions before a court of law who would determine Snowden’s fate… not Obama. Then Putin told Obama ‘no’ on Snowden’s extradition completely shaming the president in front of the world.

In the past couple weeks the big winners on the world stage have been Syria, Russia, Snowden and Putin; all at the expense of America’s impotent and fraudulent president.

Remember what Obama “sold” the American people in his 2008 bid for the presidency? Obama the “agent of revolution” guaranteed “change” instead he lied to everyone by promising the “most transparent” government – “no special interest” – “a new way of doing business” – “most honest” – “most righteous” – “the new beginning” – then there was the abortion of Obama’s world tour… what a national mortification. And today how many of these promises has the president kept?

President Obama - Epic Failure Shames America President Obama – Epic Failure Shames America

Then today’s Gallup poll results have been absolutely devastating for the president and the Democratic party. Obama’s approval rating dropped to the lowest in presidential history, and support from the Democratic Party plummeted more than 25% from this time last year.

Our sources confirm late this afternoon a doctor was summoned to the oval office and remained with the president for about a half-hour. When the doctor emerged he was heard to say the president needed rest and would be sedated once he was moved to his bed. The White House has remained silent and has yet to make a statement publicly. - See more at: http://nationalreport.net/meltdown-washington-president-obama-reported-sedated-following-emotional-breakdown/#sthash.N7X8A7b1.dpuf


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: gottabesatire; satire; wishfulthinking
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To: bigtoona

One of their other headlines:

“Japanese Schoolchildren’s Prank Has Devastating Results, Over 850 Dead From Earthquake They Caused By All Jumping Off Chairs At Same Time”

Sounds like the old National Enquirer from when I was a kid back in the 50s. They usually had pics of people squashed in car accidents, too.


41 posted on 09/21/2013 7:26:33 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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To: bigtoona

LOL!

It’s just satire, never fear.


42 posted on 09/21/2013 7:26:47 PM PDT by Innovative ("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
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To: bigtoona

Someone with Narcissistic Personality Disorder cannot handle this kind of rejection.


43 posted on 09/21/2013 7:27:17 PM PDT by Old Yeller (Who am I to judge homosexuals? That's what the Tony Awards are for.)
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To: bigtoona

not believable. never heard of this source before. gallup info is wrong.


44 posted on 09/21/2013 7:28:13 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: cripplecreek
After what I just saw happen to the White Sox I wouldn’t blame the manager for having a break down.

I had to go look...damn. That's pretty embarrassing.

45 posted on 09/21/2013 7:28:59 PM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: bigtoona

If it gets really bad, he can always call McPain, McC, Graham, and Ryan to come sit with him and offer solace. And they won’t be like the men who came to sit by Job either.


46 posted on 09/21/2013 7:29:07 PM PDT by Theodore R. (The grand pooh-bahs have spoken: "It's Jebbie's turn!")
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To: bigtoona

Neah. He’s just using a medical excuse to go play golf.


47 posted on 09/21/2013 7:29:18 PM PDT by Little Ray (How did I end up in this hand-basket, and why is it getting so hot?)
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To: bigtoona


48 posted on 09/21/2013 7:29:18 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: bigtoona

Look at the rest of their articles.

NOTHING BUT SATIRE!!!

100% of it


49 posted on 09/21/2013 7:29:43 PM PDT by Jayster
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To: bigtoona

I hope he has obamacare.


50 posted on 09/21/2013 7:30:03 PM PDT by mardi59
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To: grumpygresh

I’m still lobbying the drug companies hard for a thorazine patch. They can test it out on McCain and then move on to the entire RINO and Democrat legislature.


51 posted on 09/21/2013 7:30:03 PM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: bigtoona

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2013/09/21/president-obama-sedated-following-emotional-breakdown.htm


52 posted on 09/21/2013 7:32:20 PM PDT by leapfrog0202 ("the American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery" Sarah Palin)
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To: blackdog
Just wait till Obamacare is in full swing. They'll have all the test subjects they need.

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53 posted on 09/21/2013 7:33:04 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: meyer

The original poster spelled it wrong. Was does that say about him/her?


54 posted on 09/21/2013 7:33:29 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Who will watch the watchers?)
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To: bigtoona

I don’t buy it. Valerie Jarrett would not allow it.

Osama Obama is unfortunately still on target to completely destroy America.


55 posted on 09/21/2013 7:33:49 PM PDT by Viennacon
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To: bigtoona

BS. If it is not on Drudge, it hasn’t happened. Check it in the am.


56 posted on 09/21/2013 7:33:55 PM PDT by DownInFlames
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To: bigtoona

This is a hoax and should probably be pulled. If reply #12 is true, this has already pulled this at least once.

There’s nothing on Drudge about this, one of the sources sited goes back to May 17, I can find nothing in the mainstream about this. It’s a hoax.

Unfortunately.


57 posted on 09/21/2013 7:33:58 PM PDT by upchuck (nobamacare must be stopped before it can live down to our expectations.)
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To: Ronin

Naked Mooch. You made me vomit!


58 posted on 09/21/2013 7:34:15 PM PDT by Viennacon
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To: Rome2000
unleess its raining too hard to play golf

It's dry somewhere, fire up AF1.

/johnny

59 posted on 09/21/2013 7:35:57 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: OldNewYork

That’s the most terrifying thing I’ve read all week!!!


60 posted on 09/21/2013 7:36:08 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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