A MAD JACKRABBIT ON CRACK

Original Content | September 16, 2013 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

At one time, I viewed Obama as indolent and slothful. I used to say, "If Adolph Hitler had been as lazy as Barack Obama, the 1940's would have been a pretty nice decade."

But observation has proven my premise wrong. Obama is not lazy, not in the slightest. In fact, the mental image Obama most evokes is mad jackrabbit on crack. He may go on numerous vacations, and play countless rounds of golf, but he is an extremely busy and very involved President. It is what he is busy on and involved in that is the problem:

1. He's busy nearly starting a nuclear war with Russia to oust Assad in Syrian (citation)
2. AND destroying the American medical system with his Obamacare (citation)(citation)
3. AND trying to collapse the American economy with debt-limit increases (citation)
4. AND trying to take guns from American citizens (citation)
5. AND trying to price energy out of Americans reach by attacking coal plants (citation)
6. AND overwhelming the military and lowering their morale with outrageous edicts (citation)
7. AND trying to water down traditional American voters by granting amnesty to millions of illegal aliens (citation)
8. AND trying to spy on every American using the National Security Administration and the collection of all electronic and phone transmissions (citation) (citation)
9. AND getting our diplomats killed in Benghazi by running illegal weapons to Syria (citation)(citation)
10. AND repeatedly doing end-runs around Congress in an entirely unconstitutional manner (citation) (citation)
11. AND destabilizing every Middle East country so he can install every Muslim Brotherhood Islamic Extremist he can (citation)
12. AND trying to overburden the social and charitable structures in America by granting amnesty to millions of illegal aliens (citation)
13. AND using the IRS to intimidate anyone who opposes him (citation)
14. AND trying to collapse the dollar by printing far too many of them (citation)
15. AND ignoring written laws to arm terrorists (citation)
16. AND trying to collapse American businesses by excessively regulating them with the Environmental Protection Agency (citation)
17. AND building a private army of SWAT-gear clad units from every single agency (citation)
18. AND running guns to drug gangs in Mexico (citation)
19. AND trying to destroy small businesses with Obamacare regulatory burdens (citation)
20. AND destroy the American military by defunding and discontinuing every manner of defense program (citation)
21. AND creating a shadow 'parallel government' with numerous 'czars' that answer to no one but him (citation)
22. AND trying to change the workweek into a 30-hour standard (because everyone is covered by mandatory insurance requirments who has more that 30 hours) (citation)
23. AND alienating all of our allies (like Israel and Great Britain) (citation)
24. AND offering to Russia to have 'flexibilty' in dismantling our nuclear weapons (citation)
25. AND presiding over the worst economic recovery in decades (citation)
26. AND ignoring written laws to implement his amnesty agenda (citation)
27. AND destroying the National Aeronautic and Space Administration by making them focus on everything except space exploration (citation)
28. AND driving up ammunition costs by buying up all the surplus ammunition (citation)
29. AND trying to stir up a race war by repeatedly interjecting himself into high-profile race-related criminal cases (citation)(citation)

I admit it. I used to call Obama slothful. I take it back, he is the single most energetic, destructive tornado of evil I have ever witnessed.

He is a mad jackrabbit on crack.

[Lazamataz]

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[BenLurkin]

Excellent!

[Lazamataz]

I posted like a .... well... like a mad jackrabbit on crack. :)

I feel it is a wise move to collect all the nonsense in one place. It distills it so people can wrap their heads around it all.

[TexasCajun]

...a rabid something!!

[Lazamataz]

That, sir, is a Rage Monkey, and in no way related to a Mad Jackrabbit on Crack.

In fact, Rage Monkey HATES Mad Jackrabbit on Crack.

[ecomcon]

Ok. Sign me up.

[Bender2]

Re: A MAD JACKRABBIT ON CRACK

Whoa, give me a break! he said "Mad Jackrabbit" on Crack... and as you can see, I'm a Jackalope--

If red X above go to http://spookspot.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/jackalope.jpg

[SumProVita]

Is Obama doing all of this.....or those other appointees and recently hired at the imperative of the left?

[Lazamataz]

You are the 220^th Satisfied Customer!™

[ArtDodger]

If one says he is purposely bankrupting this country, financially and morally, it is considered tin-foil hat thinking, but I can't honestly come up with a better reason for the willful acts of destruction by him and the other liberals...

[MHGinTN]

You have nailed little barry bastard boy to a tee! ... And I too used to think he was just an affirmatibve action hire, shuck and jive shiftless ******. But with the years of activity now in evidence, he is as you have described him, a mad jackrabbit on crack.

[Lazamataz]

I will answer your question with a question: When Reagan’s operatives did things the left did not like, who did the left pin the blame on?

[IncPen]

He is everything you describe.

But he's not doing it alone.

He's got the newspapers, the cable outlets, PBS, CBS, ABC, NBC, NPR, academia, the unions, uninformed college students, illegal immigrants, the welfare crowd, AARP, the Supreme Court, the lower courts, Islam, guilt-ridden whites, and a good number of Senate and House Republicans helping him.

Who am I leaving out?

[gaijin]

All true.

[Uncle Miltie]

The goalbof leftists and islamists is the destruction of western civilization, so they can replace it with their respective dystopias.

[knarf]

"It distills it so people can wrap their heads around it all."

In those immortal words from West Side Story ... y'dun good, buddy boy.

[floralamiss]

Well done, Laz! You have all the facts together on the thing in the WH. Great writing... I couldn’t stop reading.

[SumProVita]

Apples and oranges.

I still think Obama is NOT that industrious overall.

[LadyBuck]

You forgot heavily militarized local po-po