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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya’
‘Bout the raising of the wrist.
SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED...
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away;
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: “I drink, therefore I am”
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed!
Keep the faith!!
The categorical imperative (German: Kategorischer Imperativ) is the central philosophical concept in the deontological moral philosophy of Immanuel Kant. Introduced in Kant's 1785 Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Morals, it may be defined as a way of evaluating motivations for action.
According to Kant, human beings occupy a special place in creation, and morality can be summed up in one ultimate commandment of reason, or imperative, from which all duties and obligations derive. He defined an imperative as any proposition declaring a certain action (or inaction) to be necessary.
I guess the shooter decided that it was necessary to shoot the other guy.
Kant believe such unreasonable immorality.
Does Alexey Pushkov know about this?
I hate it when that happens.
I just Kant Critique this with my Pure Reason.
Yeh. Many’s the animated discussion over Logical Positivism that ended up at dagger point. Well, there is the vodka...
Yet another reason to major in something other than philosophy.
I don’t think they reasoned this out.
I don’t think they reasoned this out.
Just imagining some of the Chicago gangs discussing Kant..before blowing each others head off over drugs.
Crazy
I only get violent when reading Hobbes
Kant is for sissies
ANNIE: Anything you can do I can do better
......I can do anything better than you
FRANK: Nyet, you Kant
ANNIE: Da, I can
FRANK: Nyet, you Kant
ANNIE: Da, I can
FRANK: Nyet, you Kant
ANNIE: Da, I can, da, I can ... pow pow pow!
We know who won the debate. Bullet trumps.
So they were arguing, see... and the one guy, see, he sez
“I like Freude, but I’m really Junge at heart....”
and then the other guy, see, he sez, right before he pulled the trigger he sez
“We just Kant come to an agreement here...”
Badda bing...