What’s her point? Killing someone has never required an application form. Since many of the murderers are functionally illiterate, I am sure that applying for anything is a more challenging process.
It is probably more difficult to get an 0bama phone. It does require you to at least stand in line and lie to someone.
You don't even have to lie.
Did you read this story about a guy who got multiple phones just by going to the places where they hand them out?