Posted on 05/04/2013 6:11:45 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Funeral home director: No one wants to bury bomb suspect
By The Associated Press on May 04, 2013 at 8:55 AM, updated May 04, 2013 at 9:02 AM
BOSTON (AP) — A funeral home director was scrambling to find a cemetery that would bury a suspect in the Boston Marathon bombings, ignoring protesters gathered outside his business and saying everybody deserves a dignified burial service no matter the circumstances of his or her death.
Tamerlan Tsarnaev, 26, died from "gunshot wounds of torso and extremities" and blunt trauma to his head and torso, said Worcester funeral home owner Peter Stefan, who has Tsarnaev's body and on Friday read details from his death certificate. The certificate lists the time of his death as 1:35 a.m. on April 19, four days after the deadly bombing, Stefan said.
Tsarnaev died after a gunfight with authorities who had launched a massive manhunt for him and his brother, ethnic Chechens from Russia who came to the United States about a decade ago. Police have said he ran out of ammunition before his younger brother dragged his body under a vehicle while fleeing.
Tsarnaev's family was making arrangements Friday for his funeral as investigators searched the woods near a college attended by 19-year-old Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, who was captured less than a day after his brother's death.
Tamerlan Tsarnaev's body was released by the state medical examiner Thursday. It initially was taken to a North Attleborough funeral home, where it was greeted by about 20 protesters, before being taken to Stefan's Graham Putnam and Mahoney Funeral Parlors, which is familiar with Muslim services.
"My problem here is trying to find a gravesite. A lot of people don't want to do it.
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Try the Kruschev Funeral Home: “We Will Bury You”
Exactly, that’s the appropiate place for human waste. I’ve recommended this for years for the remains of tyrants, despots, terroists, and death penalty recieptants, only we should piss on them before we flush. Let those who would enshrine and glorify them decorate a toilet with flowers.
New in town?
Yeah.
Where are you from?
Dodge. You?
Tombstone.
See any action up there?
Tombstone?
Same. People all settled down, like.
Same all over.
Injun lovers!
Easy. Just wind. We’ll get there.
It’s not gettin’ up there that bothers me. It’s stayin’ up there that I mind.
Comin’ up behind us on the left.
I don’t think so.
Second-storey window. Curtain moved.
I’m not in a good position. Let him stick his neck out.
You elected?
No.
I got nominated real good.
Boys, why don’t you just turn around now - save yourselves a lot of trouble?
Soon, huh?
The reception committee is forming.
You accepted the smelly decaying body so you're stuck with it. So sad, too bad.
Since bacon and ham are a major part of my favorite food group I am not in favor of feeding these despots to the hogs.
When I saw the title of this thread, I was anticipating memorable and highly imaginative responses.
I have not been disappointed.
Cook him in a pressure cooker(s), then feed him to the pigs.
Someone in Chechnya is apparently trying to raise money for Speedbump’s younger brother. I don’t know why we can’t just cremate him and mail him back there. Course they’ll probably use the container to build a bomb.
Marinate him in pig fat. Throw him in the ocean like they did Bin Laden.
Give him to me. I’ll bury him with pigs.
If it were me, he’d wind up as pig poop.
We have a lot of hungry feral hogs in Texas.
Cremation. Spread the ashes in Mochelle’s garden at the WH.
Saturday morning fun.......
Burn the body and dump the ashes in Boston harbor.
Perfect for the piece of crap-ola that he was.
Bury him at sea.
Cremate him, then down the toilet!
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