>> Actually, just think how much innocent vegetation these bulky critters (the ele’s) destroy every day.
You got it! Plus, every time one of them farts, Earth’s temperature rises 0.8 degrees.
Don’t even get me started about those damned whales peeing in the pool. Disgusting, I’ll say that much. And if you’ve ever had a spotted owl drop a load on the windshield of your just-washed brand-new tree shredder while you’re razing an old growth forest, you’ll want to personally endanger every last one of those too, tell you what!
Its kinda funny. I live in the most heavily populated part of Michigan along the I-94 corridor and I’ve been watching a trio of bald eagles fishing in the lake every morning.