Brings a new meaning to the term “organist”.
Badda-bing.......
Was going to go there ... glad you went there first! :-)
So I'm thinking about the horror of being suspected of child abuse and having to tell them you're an "organist", and then I see the guy's age!
"So, Mr. 'organist', how old are you?"
[Holds out arms for cuffing] "69."