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UMass-Amherst professor defends her gov't-funded duck genitalia research
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Posted on 04/05/2013 12:21:26 PM PDT by matt04

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21 posted on 04/05/2013 1:20:12 PM PDT by dfwgator
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22 posted on 04/05/2013 1:22:25 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (My faith and politics cannot be separated)
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To: dfwgator

LOL


23 posted on 04/05/2013 1:22:26 PM PDT by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: ozzymandus

I shouldn’t be surprised. The Ducks are more intelligent that her.


24 posted on 04/05/2013 1:24:05 PM PDT by matt04
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What's with "even Fox news"?
25 posted on 04/05/2013 1:40:43 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: matt04

I don’t know which is more disturbing; that ducks have opposite-spiraling genitals, or that someone’s daughter grew up wanting to study them.


26 posted on 04/05/2013 2:07:36 PM PDT by Sender (It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
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To: blueunicorn6

There is an infinite number of “research” opportunities. Billions of them are submarginal or losers. What makes these political Planners think they can select the ‘best’ ones? And do it, with others’ (taxpayers’) scarce investment money??

What a bunch of clueless rent-seeking factotums.


27 posted on 04/05/2013 3:04:12 PM PDT by 4Liberty (Some on our "Roads & Bridges" head to the beach. Others head to their offices, farms, libraries....)
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To: Sender

Perverts!


28 posted on 04/05/2013 3:07:14 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: matt04

The FR Akin supporters should embrace this research, as female ducks DO have a way to “shut that whole thing down”.


29 posted on 04/06/2013 8:02:19 AM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
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To: House Atreides

A duck dick gap! Now that’s series!


30 posted on 04/07/2013 6:42:58 PM PDT by 22202NOVA (DoD civilian, retired Army and proud of my service.)
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To: wildbill
Females are often unable to escape male coercion, but they have evolved vaginal morphology that makes it difficult for males to inseminate females close to the sites of fertilization and sperm storage. Males have counterclockwise spiraling penises, while females have clockwise spiraling vaginas and blind pockets that prevent full eversion of the male penis.

So, male Ducks'R Limited after all?

31 posted on 09/10/2015 7:37:12 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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I wonder if cold flappy feet are a turnoff to the hen or if quacker crumbs in the bed adversely effects successful penetration?


32 posted on 09/10/2015 7:40:05 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: piasa

LOL!


33 posted on 09/11/2015 6:51:55 AM PDT by moovova
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