Oh come on. Nobody is more conservative than me, but please, at long last can’t we agree that this woman is just not up to it? She lost me when she ran back in the house when Larry the Cable guy just wanted to say hello. Not a player, never was one, no matter how much I agree with her.
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Oh come on. Nobody is more conservative than me, but please, at long last can’t we agree that this (name of person) is just not up to it? (Person) lost me when (said person) ran back in the house when (name of celeb) just wanted to say hello. Not a player, never was one, no matter how much I agree with her.
1. Claim to be conservative (pump up creds)
2. Claim said person “lost you” while in an mundane situation.
3. Feel hurt
4. Try to build false consensus with false disgust
5. Move on to next candidate and repeat process
6. If said person finds someone, beat off off criticism with “get with the program”.