[Norm Lenhart]

“I sleep just fine on a bed where two people died in their sleep. I’m hoping for the same luck.”

I wanna die in my sleep just like ol’ granddad. Not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car.

;)

[23 Everest]

One of my favorite lines!

“I sleep just fine on a bed where two people died in their sleep. I’m hoping for the same luck.”

I wanna die in my sleep just like ol’ granddad. Not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car.

[basil]

You’re bad!

LOL!

[JRandomFreeper]

I just don't want to die trying to climb out of a bathroom window, with someone holding me back by the family jewels, and me hearing the 'tic, tic, tic' of him trying to open that pocket knife with his free hand and his teeth....

Of course, I avoid married women since I'm older and wiser, now.

/johnny

[ri4dc]

For > I wanna die in my sleep just like ol’ granddad. Not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car.

You Sir, owe me a new keyboard. The funnest thing I’ve read in weeks.
Thanks!