You should just go on welfare, that way you can get a free obama-puter. The downside is that it doesn't really work, and whenever there's a blue screen you get a message that it's all Bush's fault.
LOL! Hadn’t thought of that!
LOL! Hadn’t thought of that!
I have bad news for you. They really do hand out free laptops, with a full complement of software and free Internet. And they work just fine. I used to hand them out all the time as a supervisor at the Texas Workforce Center in Dallas. I also gave out gas credit cards, bus passes, Wal-Mart and Target gift cards, cash money, free child care and more...