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To: gaijin

All right, what is an accent pillow? At first I thought it said accident pillow. I don’t know what that is either.


7 posted on 01/19/2013 7:52:21 PM PST by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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To: Jim from C-Town
All right, what is an accent pillow?

It's a special pillow designed for whacking people with too strong of an accent without hurting them. It's supposed to be used instead of the accent truncheon.

Glad to help clear things up! :)

13 posted on 01/19/2013 7:59:37 PM PST by VoiceOfBruck (#include <std.disclaimers>)
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To: Jim from C-Town
Accent pillows are these:

I learned this cuz Matt Lauer knew what they were, and every single other guy on the news set had NO IDEA.

I think this means we're both straight and we'd be OK in North Dakota... ;)

31 posted on 01/19/2013 8:27:26 PM PST by gaijin
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To: Jim from C-Town
All right, what is an accent pillow? At first I thought it said accident pillow. I don’t know what that is either.

Accent pillows are used as decorations on sexual sofas.

41 posted on 01/19/2013 9:32:13 PM PST by Bernard Marx
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To: Jim from C-Town
All right, what is an accent pillow? At first I thought it said accident pillow. I don’t know what that is either.

I believe it's those pillows that women "decorate" a sofa with that I throw into the corner to get them out of the way. :p

44 posted on 01/19/2013 10:03:08 PM PST by upsdriver ( Palin/West '16)
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To: Jim from C-Town

“All right, what is an accent pillow? At first I thought it said accident pillow. I don’t know what that is either.”

An “accent” pillow is decorative. An “accident” pillow is absorbent. It’s an important distinction.


57 posted on 01/20/2013 5:11:47 AM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: Jim from C-Town

All right, what is an accent pillow? At first I thought it said accident pillow. I don’t know what that is either.
-——————————————————————————————Accent pillow I am familiar with, being married. I still can’t put them in the right place though. But the sweater draped over the shoulders? Fill me in on that one. Probably a demographic (old person) and geographic (southeast) limitation on my part.


58 posted on 01/20/2013 5:17:38 AM PST by bytesmith
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