Top Ten Signs You may be a Muslim:
1. You grow poppies and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean.
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
That’s good stuff!
Obama could wear a sign around his neck: “I’m a Muslim,” as well as a ring on his finger, and Li’l Debbie Wasserman-Schultz would appear on TV and admit the sign, and the ring, but deny that he’s owned by the Saudis.
“Fake, but accurate.”