[papertyger]

Don’t laugh this ‘defense’ off. I am 72 and that is my ‘pre plan’ plan if ever in a situation. What better way for an ‘old fat guy’ blubbering in the corner to be able to get his weapon out and properly act?

You know it!

I already warned my wife if we ever found ourselves is a bad situation, don't be surprised if I whimper, cry, or blubber. And if I can work up a good piss, I'll use that, too!

[Balding_Eagle]

LOL! Good for both of you.

[xrmusn]

don’t be surprised if I whimper, cry, or blubber. And if I can work up a good piss, I’ll use that, too!
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I ‘visit’ a bank for deposits etc about 3 times a week and we got talking one day about banks and guards etc...

I casually told the young manager that he could feel just a little safer if I was around and don’t be surprised at anything I may do in a ‘bad situation’, he just had to casually keep their attention.
I made it clear I really wouldn’t act to save their money but if it got ‘personal’ to anyone, Stand By and be ready to duck....