Just breaking...
“The Washington Post has discovered that in 1954 when he was in 2nd Grade, Mitt Romney stuck his tongue out at the teacher and had to stand in the corner for an hour. More on this at 11”.
Homer begs at the First Bank of Springfield.
Homer: Er, I need another extension on my mortgage payments.
Manager: I understand that Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer, your credit history is not good. It says here that you’ve been predeclined for every major credit card. It also says that you once grabbed a dog by the hind legs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner.
Homer: That was in the third grade!
Manager: Yeah, well, it all goes on your permanent record.