Posted on 07/22/2012 2:27:38 PM PDT by EveningStar
My daughter walked into the family living room last night and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the college tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me, and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone that wants it."
Well, she didn't put it quite like that.
She actually said, "Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Muhammed. We're going to work together on President Obama's re-election campaign."
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*ouch*
lol!
Funny, I would interpret that declaration the same way.
Sure. The people who don’t actually have a daughter can laugh.
Wow! I salute your patience. Muhammed wouldn’t have gotten past my front door. Everything else would’ve happened as you described it though.
Have you considered professional mental health help for your daughter? Involuntary commitment to a care facility may the only real option to save her.
For your daughter’s sake and your’, I hope you are joking.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sounds like you are going to save a lot of money....
First of all you'll have to find a judge who doesn't contribute to Hussein before you'll get a court order.
“Gee, honey, is your boyfriend, Muhammed, a practicing Muslim? Are you going to convert to Islam?
“If so, then it doesn’t matter what you think, you are forbidden to associate with a male I have not decided to marry you to for money, you cannot leave this house without permission, nor will you again attend school, you will speak only when spoken to, and you will completely cover your body so that it will not tempt any man, and you have already shamed your family, so if you do it again, I may be obliged to kill you.”
Is your daughter’s name Aisha and is 6 years old?
I have two, grown daughters, so I can laugh.
Be easy to accuse your daughter of doing something wrong..
When it was you that sent her the Ivy League College to get herself brain washed..
Maybe demon possessed by demonic ideas.. by professors as close to demons as is imaginable..
Actually we don’t like the man our daughter has dated on and off for a few years. So we discovered that when we “loved on him” he would go away. So that’s our tactic. It’s an eye opener for the daughter. We are her “so called perfect family.” LOL
“Muhammed, welcome to the family, let me wipe some of the bacon grease off my hand here.. Ah, a hearty handshake!”
OMG. Thank you. I so needed that.
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