You're still a sick puppy...har!
So what do you think of my suggestions? I once posted many more specifics, but the above is the quick down and dirty. Can I count on your vote to make me King for just 48 hours? After which, the military gets to escort me out of the White House or where ever I set up my Kingdom for a day or two - I'm thinking Maui. If I have your vote, I also will make you owner of the hottest nightclub in your area.
Okay, so power does corrupt, but you'd be the coolest guy in the club (I know - I owned a niteclub) and I have returned us to our Constitutional roots. What's the down side?
Forgot to mention that all my decrees cannot be undone.
You get my vote. Especially the part about “cannot be undone”. :)