[RetiredTexasVet]

Boy, did they draw the short straw. They couldn’t find anybody other than Slow Joe? Obviously a high school of little consequence.

[Dogbert41]

Not an encouraging development for Joe, this being an election year and all, to be relegated to high school graduation speeches. Must be exciting for the kids though?

Parents must be appalled. Especially the dads. “I got to wait 5 hours in the Florida sun to go through a strip search for my kid's ceremony because Biden is here? Can I vote immediately afterward?”