[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: ‘He didn’t say anything, he just looked happy and proud. ::

Now we know what happened to “Enzyte Bob”!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Your “maturity” is needed over here!

[Brandonmark]

...mystery naked man... a ‘battered sausage’.

Yikes. No pictures, PLEASE!

[mikrofon]

“Oy, mate ... ya really need another one??”

[Red Badger]

What did he pay for it with?.............

[colorado tanker]

Looking for a banger?

[RichInOC]

“…and it was at that point that I realized my life had become completely unmanageable.”

[TheOldLady]

My dad drove a Rambler for a [cough] VERY short time. He traded it for a pretty, yellow Camero.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Aw yes!....The old naked man-battered sausage trick!

[Lurker]

'He didn’t say anything, he just looked happy and proud.

Well, why the hell not...

[Lazamataz]

Mr Stevens, 28, said the man, who was about 40, was later seen walking into a local chippie to buy a ‘battered sausage’. Mr Stevens said he did not recognise the man and had no idea what had happened to him since. 'He was confidently walking down the long road,' Mr Stevens added. 'He didn’t say anything, he just looked happy and proud.

I'm very sorry.

I'll never do it again.

Until next time.

[dainbramaged]

He didn’t order spotted dick?

[jrg]

Isn't "battered sausage" a Brit euphemism for
Polishing the bannister
Beating the bishop
Buck the slobbering donkey
Pudwrestle
Tug of war with Cyclops
Roughing up the suspect?

[Myrddin]

I was afraid the “battered sausage” reflected abuse of the parts on display.

[ApplegateRanch]

I'd be happy to batter his sausage.

I guarantee neither would he ever want it battered again, nor could it ever be.

[Cheburashka]

Midnight Naked Rambler.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB5ez6_MjVI