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Naked rambler wanders into chip shop for a "battered sausage"
Daily Mail ^
| May 16, 2012
| Rob Preece
Posted on 05/16/2012 10:52:07 AM PDT by Teotwawki
this rambler appears to have taken things a step too far - by strolling to a chip shop wearing nothing but boots and socks. The mystery naked man was spotted walking down the middle of a leafy residential road, seemingly without a care in the world.
His bold display shocked witness Tim Stevens and his girlfriend Kate, who watched the surprising spectacle as they drove through Enfield, north London. The couple were so amazed by the man's actions that they filmed him on a camera phone.
Mr Stevens, 28, said the man, who was about 40, was later seen walking into a local chippie to buy a ‘battered sausage’.
Mr Stevens said he did not recognise the man and had no idea what had happened to him since. 'He was confidently walking down the long road,' Mr Stevens added. 'He didn’t say anything, he just looked happy and proud.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: batteredsausage; naked; napl; publicnudity; sausage
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posted on
05/16/2012 10:52:09 AM PDT
by
Teotwawki
To: Teotwawki
:: ‘He didn’t say anything, he just looked happy and proud. ::
Now we know what happened to “Enzyte Bob”!
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posted on
05/16/2012 10:57:23 AM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
To: Teotwawki; Slings and Arrows
Your “maturity” is needed over here!
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posted on
05/16/2012 10:58:12 AM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
Deport that man to El Paso!
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posted on
05/16/2012 11:01:18 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Teotwawki
...mystery naked man... a ‘battered sausage’. Yikes. No pictures, PLEASE!
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posted on
05/16/2012 11:02:32 AM PDT
by
Brandonmark
(2012: Our Hope IS Change!)
To: Teotwawki
“Oy, mate ... ya really need another one??”
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posted on
05/16/2012 11:02:40 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Already a-salted & battered .)
To: Teotwawki
What did he pay for it with?.............
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posted on
05/16/2012 11:04:24 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Think logically. Act normally.................)
To: Teotwawki
To: Teotwawki
“…and it was at that point that I realized my life had become completely unmanageable.”
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posted on
05/16/2012 11:05:18 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: mikrofon
Exactly! “Well what’s that down there, then?”
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posted on
05/16/2012 11:08:53 AM PDT
by
bigbob
To: Teotwawki; Slings and Arrows
My dad drove a Rambler for a [cough] VERY short time. He traded it for a pretty, yellow Camero.
To: Teotwawki
Aw yes!....The old naked man-battered sausage trick!
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Now we know what happened to “Enzyte Bob”! 
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posted on
05/16/2012 11:37:13 AM PDT
by
Fido969
To: TheOldLady
Naked Rambler
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posted on
05/16/2012 11:47:28 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Lazamataz
'He didn’t say anything, he just looked happy and proud. Well, why the hell not...
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posted on
05/16/2012 11:48:54 AM PDT
by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: Teotwawki; Lurker
Mr Stevens, 28, said the man, who was about 40, was later seen walking into a local chippie to buy a ‘battered sausage’. Mr Stevens said he did not recognise the man and had no idea what had happened to him since. 'He was confidently walking down the long road,' Mr Stevens added. 'He didn’t say anything, he just looked happy and proud. I'm very sorry.
I'll never do it again.
Until next time.
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posted on
05/16/2012 11:53:11 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The so-called 'mainstream' media has gone from "biased" straight to "utterly surreal".)
To: RichInOC
“…and it was at that point that I realized my life had become completely unmanageable.”Successful cultivation of a hearty LazamaLaugh.
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posted on
05/16/2012 11:54:04 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The so-called 'mainstream' media has gone from "biased" straight to "utterly surreal".)
To: Lazamataz
I’m just saying that must have been one hell of a party.
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posted on
05/16/2012 11:59:08 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Teotwawki
He didn’t order spotted dick?
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posted on
05/16/2012 12:14:22 PM PDT
by
dainbramaged
(OMG - Obama Must Go)
To: Slings and Arrows
Wearing only Ferrari badges and tires?
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posted on
05/16/2012 12:16:32 PM PDT
by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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