I think that you’re going to need to get a part-time job just to feed them.
As far as the bed goes, do what my wife and I did when our border collie was hogging the whole thing... get a bigger bed.
She’s not spoiled either....the dog I mean..
We’re obviously both suffering the same problem: psychotic denial of a serious, possibly terminal, canophilia problem. The denial obviously makes the condition incurable.