Skip to comments.What would President Romney do when he gets that 3:00 am call regarding nukes in Iran?
Posted on 01/22/2012 8:23:27 PM PST by Jim RobinsonEdited on 01/22/2012 8:24:44 PM PST by Jim Robinson. [history]
Short answer: I'd consult with my lawyer first, of course.
Bonus answer: Ron Paul goes bezerkley. No one's attacked us in two hundred years! Iran can't hurts us!
Call President Munson for advice?
Get out the prayer rug, face mecca, etc..
Put on his magic underwear. It helps him think.
R-Money would get on the phone and tell them to behave or else.
Transfer 10 million more to the Cayman Islands?
As the SHTF.
Don’t you mean, nukes flying OUT of Iran? Nukes still IN Iran aren’t nearly as troublesome.
He would call Hillary on his cell and ask her what she would do.
Mittens would call his buddy Barack.
3am? For someone who doesn’t drink coffee or booze.
At least a drunk will still be up at 3am! At least a normal person can grab some coffee at 3am. Mitt will..... hit snooze..
If they’re in Iran they’ll soon be flying towards one of our allies nearby. And that will trigger a world war. Romney is a complete idiot. Paul only slightly more so.
er, Paul only slightly less so.
Oh, and FraudPaul would be ready at the mast with the white flag screaming “its none of our business, we are sorry, it is our fault, free pot for everyone...”
At least Paul knows the constitution. Apparently, Romney is going to wait for specific situations to arise and then consult with his lawyers to tell him what moves he can make. Too much corporate law experience, I guess. War is hell!
I found a little red book at my Mother’s house, the other day, that I had purchased for my Father in 1996.
it’s called “Quotations From Speaker Newt”
Have you seen this?
“No society can survive, no civilization can survive with 12-year-olds having babies, with 15-year-olds killing each other, with 17-year-olds dying of AIDS, with 18-year-olds getting diplomas they can’y read.”
I don't think I could stay awake that long ;~)
2. Starts to write the Iranians a stern letter.
3. Finds out "Amahdinejad" isn't in the dictionary, after all.
4. Calls his bishop to see if he knows how to spell "Ahmadinejad". He doesn't.
5. Asks his bishop about the magical properties of his underwear versus a thermonuclear fireball. Bishop advises he better put on two pairs.
6. Sends the Iranians his stern letter, addressed to Mr. "A".
7. Reminds himself again, that when he becomes god and creator of the new Romney-Earth, he definitely isn't going to create muslims or uranium. What was the God of THIS universe thinking!?
Don’t forget the environmental report. And the EEOC report. Gotta bust through them glass ceilings in the military, y’know. Oh, yeah, and clear it with the fags commission.
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