Firebrand Free Republic Founder Endorses Newt Gingrich With Epic Call to Action

Stuff can get started that nobody intended.

AMEN!

And you ARE correct in that I was NOT trying to say you were MORMON.

I dumped this cartoon on about 4-5 threads awhile ago and just used whoever was last in it as the recipient.

I am a member of the Associate Reformed Presbyterian Church, and am in one of its more strictly Calvinist local churches.

Oh NO!!

As an ARMINIAN we will HAVE to totally hijack this thread and fight a duel to the DEATH!!

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

He said, "Like what?"

I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"

He said, "Religious."

I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

He said, "Christian."

I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

He said, "Protestant."

I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

He said, "Baptist!"

I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of GOD or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

He said, "Baptist Church of GOD!"

I said, "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of GOD, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of GOD?"

He said,"Reformed Baptist Church of GOD!"

I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1915?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1915!"

I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

-- Emo Phillips

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