Three couples go to join a church. The pastor of the church tells them that to join the church they just abstain from sex for three weeks. Three weeks later they all return to the church and the pastor asks them how they did.
The first couple reported that since they had been married for so long, it was not an issue from them and they completed their assignment. They were welcomed to the church.
The second couple reported that is was more difficult, and the husband had to sleep on the couch a few nights, but they too completed their assignment. They were welcomed to the church.
When the last couple was asked how they did the husband responded: “Well we decided to paint the living room to take our minds off it. Linda went up the ladder to get some paint and she when came down in front of me, I could not help myself and I took her right there.”
The pastor responded: “Well son, I am sorry to say that after that you will not be allowed in the church.”
The husband says “Yea, well after that, we are not allowed in the Home Depot anymore either.”
The ending I tell is “she bent over to pick up a sack of potatoes...”
“I figured not - we’re not welcome at the Safeway anymore either”.
My wife and I just happened to be having dinner at some place with some dumb entertainment once. They asked for folks to tell a joke. My wife nudged me to go on up and tell that one (years and years ago), and I beat out 4 other people and got our dinners and drinks for free!
Thanks! That was the best one so far.