More winning whiners from Occupy Wall Street

Mail Online ^ | October 24, 2011 | Motus

[Iron Munro]

The MOTUS (Mirror of the United States) blog takes a wry look at some more of the protesters who have posted their plight online.

With so many self-submissions arriving daily on the 'We are the 99%' tumblr site of the People of Occupy Wall Street, it’s hard to choose just one winner from so many losers. But someone has to do it. So this week I’ve expanded the categories of winning whiners. Let’s get right to the winners:

'I WANT TO BE SELF-SUFFICIENT WITHOUT HAVING TO DO ANYTHING FOR MYSELF'

PARASITIC LOSER OF THE WEEK: FOREIGN ENTRY

I LOVE MY WORK AS A SEX WORKER, WHICH I CHOSE, BUT MISS BEING IN A COUNTRY WHERE IT WAS LEGAL AND I HAD POLICE PROTECTION. OH, AND MY COLLEGE EDUCATION MAKES ME OVER-QUALIFIED.

I’M NOT A TAXPAYER, AND DAMN PROUD OF IT!

MOTUS: Mirror of the United States

[Iron Munro]

It's one thing to be a whining ignoramus.

It is quite another to be a whining ignoramus and provide the evidence online for all the world to see.

[DeaconRed]

Neal Boortz had a dumb blonde from OWS on yesterday saying she wanted the "Right" to print money.
With thinking like that we will NEVER reach them. . . . .

[scooby321]

BOR must have seen the new poll numbers on the OWS.

Juan Williams was claiming how popular they are and BOR said to Juan wait until they release this week's numbers.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Neal Boortz had a dumb blonde from OWS on yesterday saying she wanted the "Right" to print money.

Who in the Hell does she think she is? Ben Bernanke?

[Loyal Buckeye]

I'm not a taxpayer and hate the greedy bastards who are.

[DeaconRed]

"Who in the Hell does she think she is? Ben Bernanke?"

I just realized she can print all the money she wants to. All she needs is a color printer.
Once she is caught she gets free housing & healthcare.
Is this a great country or what?

[Travis McGee]

[patriot08]

Corpus Christi's own 'occupiers' LOL

The dregs of society have been brought out in our little city.

(all 50 of 'em)

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The North Koreans were counterfeiting U.S. $100 notes. They got really pist when the U.S. threatened sanctions on Malaysian banks that were helping to launder/circulate them. The black ink used in U.S. notes is a unique proprietary product from a Swiss company that agrees not to supply it in the same color to anyone else. They do, however, sell it in magenta to the Norks. Who then add some other dyes to produce black.

The Iranians appear to have aspirations of printing U.S. currency as well. The Germans famously counterfeited British five pound notes, at least partially in retaliation for the British dropping tons of counterfeit ration coupons on German cities.

[jda]

I am NOT the 53% ... I AM the 99%

Now, let's just think a moment. At least 52% of the 53% that he hates have to be part of the 99%. But, by definition, all of the 53% have to be part of the 99%, because everyone hates the 1%, and they are not part of the 53% or the 99%. So, he is saying he hates 53.535% of the 99% that he says he is part of. So, does he hate himself? Or, maybe only half of himself???

My guess is he's not a math major.

These people might be the only thing worse for America than Chairman O!!!