omg... Do tell!
3:30 Knock on the door.
Are you Sam P.?
No.
Is Sam P. Here?
No.
Does Sam P. live here?
No.
Do you know a Sam P.?
No.
OK, sorry to bother you.
Um, can I ask you a question?
Yeah, I suppose so.
What’s this about, why did you come here?
We have a warrant for his arrest, and he registered a car to this address.
Oh, OK, have a nice evening, morning whatever it is [it’s so hard to tell on outer space]...
Three of the biggest cops I’ve seen in a while. Two of which where in the shadows.
Sucks to be Sam P...