the food arrived just the other day
it came to the house in the usual way
there was a tip to give, and
paper plates, came from a wok just a mile away
it was good but don’t ya know it, before twas through
we found cat meat through and through, man
there was cat meat through and through. More at:http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/harrychapin48.shtml
I didn't look any further.
You would think a place void of dogs would already be crawling with cats......
Chinese Food Parody Song (Cat’s In The Cradle)
Cat in the Kettle
Did you ever think when you eat Chinese,
It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat siamese
Yet the food tastes great so you don’t complain
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield’s on my fork
He’s purring here on my fork
There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boy,
They fry it real crisp in dough
Chow Lin asks if I wanted more,
As he was dialling up his buddy at the old pet store
I said not today, I lost my appetite,
There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight
I was sucking on a Rolaids and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boy
And that is when I knew
There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I got to stop eating there at noon
They say that it’s beef or fish or pork
But it’s purring there on my fork
There’s a hair ball on my fork