Posted on 07/10/2011 10:32:44 AM PDT by MindBender26
He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow, and guided me into a room, 'his' room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear,
"Just relax."
Without warning, he reached down, and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves, slowly but steadily.
My breath caught in my throat.
I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.
When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. Then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.
Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.
Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought, a man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking 'No' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted.
A man who would look into my soul and say .. . .
"Okay,ma'am,you can board your flight now."
LOL! BUMP!
That was good...I thought it was leading to Obama though.
LMAO!!!
LOL
Obama doesn’t have that much experience with women. His entire autobiography mentioned only one ‘romance’, and it was a word-for-word recap of the great love of Bill Ayers life—way too many unusual and exactly accurate details for it to have been mere coincidence or anything else.
What do you call a man with zero girlfriends in his past, who marries an Amazon woman with a mean-streak the size of Jaws, but who also has just the right connections to advance him in the Chicago machine? Anyone? anyone?
And he didn’t even buy you dinner first...
What do you call such a man? You call such a man someone who has something to hide. You call such a man someone who will do anything to help a political career, even marrying a woman. You call such a man someone to whom everything is about political connections, and to whom a marriage is simply another political connection.
You could say other things about such a man, but I think we all get the idea.
I thought it was the guy looking for his remote - but he didn’t have to take her into another room!
I read this somewhere last week. Its just as funny and tragic this week.
A gold-digging usurper?
What, no heaving bosoms?
Well I would call him a cold, calculating Malignant Narcissist with an apparent distaste for sex with women, but your explanations work just as well.
After Casey Anthony and Anthony Weiner and shootings all over and gridlock in DC and the Duchess of Cambridge having a Marilyn Monroe event....your spicy parody post with the surprise ending was just the best light touch imaginable for today.
Thanks for giving us an O. Henry moment!
I'm still chortling.
Leni
(....P.S.....the word for today is "chortling")
Lol—that’s funny!
Haters gonna hate, right Michelle? You should know; you’ve been at it long enough.
Is it true that witches live forever?
The man is gay. Can we just say it, and stop wondering? Certain boys, if their father is absent and the mother is domineering, turn into homosexuals. This is a known pattern of male sexual development. Add into that the tranny nanny who slept in Obama’s room—and if memory serves, sometimes in the child’s bed—and who was allowed to hit Obama w’out maternal intervention [and who knows what all else he did], the odds are overwhelming. If even one girlfriend from the past surfaced, I’d be willing to go with bisexual. So far only men have laid claim to sexual encounters with Obama.
‘I’ll take “The Obvious” for $500.00, Alex’.
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