You should do like I do and teleconference. I have my 3-d digital camera set up and a large monitor at the event, so all my bigwig globalist buddies can see me almost as if I was there. Imagine their surprise when I open up the can of “peanuts” and the colorful snakes shoot out at the camera. Oh, it’ll be uproarious fun. But shhhhh... don’t tell them or it’ll ruin the surprise. 2 years ago I got Kissinger with a small hand buzzer and he pooped himself a little. We laughed about it over drinks later.
I want the t-shirt concession rights.