Posted on 06/03/2011 12:36:08 AM PDT by raccoonradio
Mitt Romney got beaten up by a girl yesterday.
OK, so its not PC to call the former governor of Alaska a girl, but you know what I mean. Sarah Palin big-footed Romney big-time, not to mention Rudy Giuliani, who last night was in Dover, N.H., where he couldnt have gotten arrested even if hed tried. But for Palin, yesterday was mostly about putting a pie in Mitts face.
As one of my listeners put it: Romney has RomneyCare. Palin has no PalinCare. Advantage: Palin.
Poor Mitt. She hit him over the head like he was one of those giant halibut she occasionally gaffs on her Alaska reality TV series.
Mitt came across like one of those French generals before World War II, building the Maginot Line, preparing for the last war. He was going to prove he was hep (as opposed to hip). Why, he watches American Idol, whose ratings have gone down faster this year than Anthony Weiners trousers. And he reads the Twilight series. One of Mitts consultants should tell him, if he wants to be Ronald Reagan, he should remember that Dutch read Zane Grey and Louis LAmour, not some girly stuff.
Even if you like Mitt, you have to admit its amusing how Palin upstaged him yesterday. Mitts the establishment guy this year, and since 2008 the only people who have treated Palin worse than the GOP bosses are the mainstream media.
And for once the Karl Roves and the Comrade Chris Matthews agree on one thing how stupid Sarah is, as if theres a brain surgeon in the White House now. Apparently Palin is so stupid that she realizes she can get free TV by stopping for a few minutes in the North End. Shes so dumb she does a video interview with this newspaper, which is what Republican primary voters in New Hampshire read when theyre not checking out the Union Leader.
Sarah Palin is so clueless she even had a clambake scheduled at 7 p.m. last night in Seabrook, so that Carl Cameron from the Fox News Channel would have somewhere to do his liveshot from.
Where was Mitt? Playing back the video of his earlier appearance, sans tie of course, in which he promises to repeal ObamaCare. Mixed message, anyone?
So in the past 96 hours of her bus tour, Palin has bonded with the following constituencies: Harley-Davidson owners, Donald Trump fans, pizza lovers, Italian-Americans, Comedy Central viewers, Ellis Island history buffs, to name a few. And the whole one nation tour cost her, what, $100,000?
On top of everything else, she had the mainstream media complaining shes been mean to them by not giving them a full itinerary. Boo-hoo. Only Anthony Weiner prevented her from totally owning the week.
Look on the bright side Mitt. It only gets better from here.
Hope you got that spellin right. I am plannin on writin'im'in. Ayuh!
The record breaking halibut photo in my earlier post was taken off. Here is another halibut that Sarah would handle like it was fish bait:
A 363.9-pound halibut caught in the Valdez Halibut Derby, Aug 09, 2010.
Olympia looks really weird in that mountain man costume.
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