[Sir Francis Dashwood]

The only difference between Atheists and Satanists is the Satanists at least know whom they serve.

And you serve what?

A cross dressing, surgically altered homosexual god?

I didn't see that anywhere in Genesis...

[Spruce]

My Lord, Jesus Christ, instructs me to love everyone. Especially those that have strayed. That means this poor lost sheep. That means the girls that beat one of God's children And that means you, my Friend.

Jesus died for all of us. We are all worthy in God's eyes.

[Jack Black]

And you serve what? A cross dressing, surgically altered homosexual god? I didn't see that anywhere in Genesis...

You must have missed the new "gay friendly" update of the Bible. (Sadly, I'm not kidding, there is such an attrocity now.)