Dreams of My Hoe?
Here are some other title suggestions:
Small Potatoes: Barack Obama and the Importance of a WH Garden
If you cant stimulate them with brilliance, bury them in BS: Mama Obama, How Does Your Garden Grow?
Manure In Over Your Head: An Outsiders View of the Obamas and their Garden
Plant Your A$$ in the WH: Why Michelles is Growing Despite Many Ritzy Vacations
It Takes a Hoe and a Spade to Grow a WH Garden
Let Them Eat Kale
Any other thoughts?