Posted on 03/01/2011 8:24:24 PM PST by massmike
About a week ago, I had another lesson in liberal civility.
I was pulling into the parking lot of a burger-joint when an agitated young man drove up next to me. He rolled down his window, as I did. I thought I might have cut him off in traffic and prepared to apologize.
The first words out of his mouth were: Are you a retard? This is known as a rhetorical question. I was tempted to answer, No, but I am still beating my wife.
The graduate of The Charlie Sheen School of Refinement was incensed by one of my bumper stickers, Global Warming: a dangerous man-made phenomenon caused by the mixture of recycled Marxist ideas and junk science.
I told him I wasnt going to have a conversation with someone who begins by asking if Im special. We went into the restaurant. He was calm for a while, but as soon as he finished eating, he began loudly berating me again.
I was a cretin. I was too stupid to live in a superior state like Massachusetts and should move to Tennessee, where people are such mental defectives that they question the revealed truth of global warming. Like Al Gore, I innocently asked? That enraged him further. Finally, he delivered what he considered the coup de grace, telling other diners that I was a product of FOX News. Then he stormed out.
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LOL! Is “Bear Spray” legal? That works at 35’.
This story is a good example of why concealed carry should be legalized.
***** “”Judge, he called me a retard, a cretin, and insulted my honor. Them’s fightin’ words, so I kicked his narrow, twig-boy ass all the way back to the Hah-vahd campus.”” *****
Only in America!
I think I woke the neighbors Cat... that is laugh out loud, bug the felines across the street Funny.
TT
You are correct. People like that will not lip off to someone who could kick their butts.
A young woman with multiple piercings made a snide remark to our son (also a big guy) while he was putting gas in his SUV.
She said, “Don’t you feel stupid driving one of those things?”
He replied, “Don’t you feel stupid having a bone in your nose?”
She shut up after that.
Now I am getting misty!
The Left is really radicalizing the youth through the internet. Since Leftists have had such a negative effect on families, the normal insecurity felt by liberals has been greatly magnified.
Me to hipster doofus:
“You might be able to kick my ass, but you’re gonna have to prove it”.
Me to my wife: “Act like you’re not with me”.
Wife: “No problem”.
MM, thanks for posting Don Feder....he is a breath of fresh air with his snapshot of living amongst the loony Mass lefty’s!
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
Well, he was a police officer for 5 years and is now in federal law enforcement, so he will pretty much say whatever is on his mind. He isn’t exactly a shrinking violet.
I forgot to mention the best part. He was from Massachusetts.
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