"Taxing at that level would force businesses, most of them the DIRTIEST polluters in the nation, to actually use that money to open new, GREEN plants, creating new GREEN jobs, instead of collecting unearned income from it," Administration officials said in a private Oval Office meeting.
"We know how to put it to better use, than those greedy B*****ds who are sitting on it, trying to hatch it like a rotten egg!"