“getting yarmulkas in a bunch” ....? Um. Not the kind of thing you should say while chastising them as secularist Jews. That cheapens the point.
Also, let’s be factual...these are not secular Rabbis. That’s an oxymoron, and wishful thinking. Bad Rabbis, yes....distorting a religion, perhaps....sucking on the Soros wallet, absolutely.
You have got me there. “Secular rabbi” is an oxymoronic term, like American Progressive.