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(Somewhere in Montana)

“You heard that expression,

“You didn’t know whether to sh** or go blind”?

You should’ve seen the look on the Attorney General’s face.

Did he give his checks-and-balances speech?

“This is about evidence and the truth!”

And then you just said to him,

“F*** you!”

“Hold my cigar, Mr A.G.”

“F*** you!

“The truth is what I say it is!”

You know, you got to be out of the country in the morning.

You’re going to (name the State).

Well, we’re having some problems with the locals.

We have our personnel on the ground ready to neutralise the problem, but...

Well, they’ve requested you.

It’s solvable.”