you fail to mention the fascist laws that make a crime for 19-year olds to drink in bars, etc. Until they are allowed to drink indoors, allowing the rest of us to drink outdoors would seem like an assault on Social Justice.
Drink Globally, Act Locally.
...or the fascist laws that prohibit 9 year olds from prostititution...
lol. Believe me, thats where some of the libertarians are going.