Bush cricket testicle size clue to promiscuous mating

BBC ^ | 9 November 2010 | Jason Palmer

[basil]

So did I! LOL!

[basil]

So did I! LOL!

[JLS]

Right, I expected this was about BDS in reaction to his book tour.

[muawiyah]

For an adult male weighing 300 lbs that’d be testicles weighing in at 42 lbs ~ kinda’ like that giant bore at the state fare eh!

[Buckeye McFrog]

I read the headline - thought it was another hit piece on GWB

Yeah, like he caught some social disease by running around with a player from some women’s cricket team...

[Wissa]

Uh oh. Now you’ll get some guy bragging that he’s hung like a fruit fly.

[reagan_fanatic]

Nuts!

[Red Badger]

AC-DC

Big Balls

[Verse 1]
I’m rather upper class high society
God’s gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballrooms
The event is never small
The social pages say I’ve got
The biggest balls of all

[CHORUS:]
I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
They’re such big balls
And they’re fancy big balls
And he’s got big balls
And she’s got big balls
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all

[Verse 2]
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody Comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I’ve got
Great balls of fire!

[CHORUS]

[Verse 3]
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure
They’re the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It’s my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

[CHORUS]

[Outro]
And I’m just itching to tell you about them (we’ve got big balls)
Oh we had such wonderful fun (we’ve got big balls)
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... (we’ve got big balls of them all)

[thethirddegree]

Scientists have found a bushcricket species with testicles that account for up to 14% of its body weight.

Contrast the obamacricket species with no testicles but a mouth that accounts for over 50% of the body weight.

[Cicero]

Yes, I was also wondering if the headline writer was playing games with our former President. But I checked it out, and apparently neither the headline writer nor the reporter nor the proofreader managed to spell it right.

The British spelling, at least, is with a hyphen:

“The speckled bush-cricket (Leptophyes punctatissima) is a flightless species of bush-cricket that occurs across most of Europe.”

[Zionist Conspirator]

Oh my. What has W done this time?

[Busywhiskers]

So did I....

[IceAge]

And yet, no one knows where to start cutting out needless spending in all these govts????

Get a clue! Who cares about the size of Jiminy Cricket’s privates?

We need some ordinary clear thinking people making spending decisions.

[CarWashMan]

Are there any humans whose testicles account for 14% of their body weight? I mean besides Dick Cheney, of course.

[drubyfive]

testicle talk

[ken5050]

'Twas the night of the king's castration
And the royal ball was coming off
As two thousand loyal subjects filled the banquet hall..
"Nuts" said the queen, "If I had 'em, I'd be king"
"Balls" said the prince.."I've got 'em and I'm not.."

I heard this years ago..and there's a lot more I can't remember..

[hosepipe]

{ crickets }

[exDemMom]

Elephantiasis, a parasitic infection, can cause grossly enlarged testicles.

I’m not linking to any pictures.