[IbJensen]

do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals I do not like this Speaker, Nan. I do not like this “YES WE CAN.” I do not like this spending spree. I’m smart, I know that nothing’s free. I do not like this kind of hope. I do not like it, Nope, nope, nope! I do not like your smug replies when I complain about your lies. So for the future make a note: “I do intend to vote, vote, VOTE!”

[bareford101]

Rush got one thing right - “obama is always the least qualified person in the room”.

only the twinkie people didn’t see that, or still don’t see that....

[djf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6gDeGdQ3rM

[FrankR]

I took the liberty of formatting this for you, hope you don't mind. It's a very good poem.

I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals
I do not like this Speaker, Nan.
I do not like this “YES WE CAN.”

I do not like this spending spree.
I’m smart, I know that nothing’s free.
I do not like this kind of hope.
I do not like it, Nope, nope, nope!

I do not like your smug replies
when I complain about your lies.
So for the future make a note:
“I do intend to vote, vote, VOTE!”

[RachelFaith]

Whoever this guy is, he writes witty and funny. I like him.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

[goodnesswins]

ok...who wrote that? I want to put it on my Facebook....

[rockabyebaby]

http://www.byebyeobamaclock.com/DrudgeReport/?src=drdg2

[UCANSEE2]

The author is master of the metaphors.

Brilliant article.

Your Dr. Seuss rewrite is perfect!

[Mr. K]

That would make a GREAT Book... i bet you could make a tidy sum if you pursued it

[Mr. Jeeves]

Two hundred nineteen Dems voted “yea” on Obamacare. Not one has run an ad touting their vote.

But...but why?!? :)

[Jim Scott]

From the Personal Liberty Digest website:

Ben Crystal is a 1993 graduate of Davidson College and has burned the better part of the last two decades getting over the damage done by modern-day higher education. He now lives in Savannah, Ga., where he has hosted an award-winning radio talk show and been featured as a political analyst for television. Currently a principal at Saltymoss Productions—a media company specializing in concept television and campaign production, speechwriting and media strategy—Ben has written numerous articles on the subjects of municipal authoritarianism, the economic fallacy of sin taxes and analysis of congressional abuses of power.

Mr. Crystal offers astute, trenchant observations on the failed Obama presidency. His use of humorous metaphors is brilliant as well as amusing. Well done...and, by the way, I couldn't agree more.

[Stand Watch Listen]

froze stiffer than Nancy Pelosi’s face on a Lake Tahoe ski lift

[libs_kma]

Brilliant! As my daughter would say... “I am SO stealing that!”

[Kharis13]

I agree, our Dear Leader has lost his charm, although I’m not convinced he ever really had any. The MSM did yeoman’s work propping him up for the ‘08 election.

Still, there is a very real threat coming for conservatives after the November elections. Right now the Dims have no one to blame but themselves for the disaster we’re in. (Blaming Bush falls on deaf ears). But after we clean House (!) in November, our Dear Leader and his sycophants in the MSM will have an enemy-—the GOP. Obummer, being the narcissist and hard-core leftist he is, probably won’t be able (or want) to triangulate himself and his positions. But the MSM will work overtime to paint the new conservative-led House as the true bad guys, thwarting our Dear Leader’s every attempt at growing the economy.

We definitely need to win this November, but we also need to win the battle of words that will surely come after.

[NorCoGOP]

...like watching a physics professor trying on homecoming Friday to hold the attention of a lecture hall filled with frat-boy liberal arts majors

Sorry but this is insulting...comparing Obama to any of these is an insult to Physics Professors, liberal-arts majors, and especially frat-boys...

...Frat boys especially, the ones I've talked to, would have taken great delight in blackballing "The None"

...there is just something delightful, invigorating, and freeing in blackballing a "know-it-all, underqualified, elitist snob"...

[mellow velo]

Now that the Obama Express has jumped the tracks and slammed headfirst into the bridge abutment of incompetence...

Classic!

[Sloane_Ranger]

“I can’t help but wonder if David Axelrod is standing behind the blue curtain with a remote control:

“Damn it, Gibbs. I need four AA batteries, pronto!”

Good one. Obama is probably an alien cyborg....we need to investigate that long scar on his head.

[chippewaman]

The thrill is still there, apparently, for Mr. Tingly Leg himself ... Chris Matthews.

[mom4melody]

“LIKE”

[bt579]